wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
we use two weeks…
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So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
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im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope youre happy
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via deductionwiththedoctor)
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
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here sam winchester is around 26 years old, and has just been told to lose bobby’s number
now imagine what this face looked like at seventeen years old, hearing the words “If you go to stanford, don’t come back” from his own dad
imagine what is face looked like when Dean said he would drive him to the bus station, didn’t even stick up for Sam or argue with Dad
imagine
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There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
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